List of things that offend SJWs

Things that are sexist

 * Father's Day
 * The song "Baby It's Cold Outside"
 * Air conditioning
 * Marriage
 * Not being a feminist
 * Elevator jokes
 * Manhattan, manmade, mailman 
 * The song "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid
 * Virginity
 * Engagement rings
 * Video games
 * Gay men
 * All men

Things that are racist

 * Calling the cops (on actual criminals, regardless of race)
 * "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
 * An Egyptian actor playing an Egyptian character
 * White people with dreadlocks
 * Orcs from The Lord of the Rings
 * Proper grammar
 * All white people

Things that are LGBT+-phobic

 * The song "thank u, next" by Ariana Grande
 * All cisgender people

Others

 * 'Bringing home the bacon'
 * Saying "Hello!"
 * "Kill two birds with one stone," "Be the Guinea pig," "Beat a dead horse," "Take the bul by the horns."
 * Complimenting weight loss
 * Villains with facial scars
 * The Joker without makeup
 * Telling them they don't have a sense of humor